Ditch the Snake Before ER Trip
 Ditch the Snake 
 Before ER Trip 
OPINION
Gen X to Boomers: We Get It Now
Gen X to Boomers:
We Get It Now
OPINION
Iowa Stuns No. 3 Penn St.; Alabama Wins for Saban
Iowa Stuns No. 3 Penn St.;
Alabama Wins for Saban
college football
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Please Kill Our Hopes 'Gently,' Obama
 Please Kill Our 
 Hopes 'Gently,' Obama 
OPINION
Who's Singing the Blues Now?
 Who's Singing the Blues Now? 
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ABC Slates Lost Premiere
 ABC Slates Lost Premiere 
Vote Greyhound for First Pooch



 Vote 
 Greyhound 
 for First 
 Pooch 
OPINION
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His 'Bedrock Decency' Will Be Missed
 His 'Bedrock Decency' 
 Will Be Missed 
OPINION
Can Obama Be the New FDR?
 Can Obama Be the New FDR? 
OPINION
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Toll in Haiti Collapse Hits 75
 Toll in Haiti Collapse Hits 75 
Wall Street Sets Up Shop in DC
Wall Street
Sets Up
Shop in DC
Novak: Newt in 2012

 Novak: 
 Newt in 2012 
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Oprah Set to Bolt ABC
 Oprah Set to Bolt ABC 
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Palin: 'Those Guys Are Jerks'
 Palin: 'Those Guys Are Jerks'
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What Now, Jon?
 What Now, Jon?
Your Next Cell Phone Won't Have Any of These
Your Next Cell Phone Won't Have Any of These
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