Ad Campaign Targets Primates
 Ad Campaign Targets Primates 
Monkey See, Monkey Buy?
Jon Stewart: Fox News a Bunch of 'Crybabies'
 Stewart Zings Fox 'Crybabies'  
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What We've Learned From Robert Gates
 What We've 
 Learned From 
 Robert Gates 
analysis
New Mexico Wildfire Reaches Los Alamos
 Wildfire Reaches Los Alamos 
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Cannibal Killer Gets Life
 Cannibal Killer Gets Life 
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Tracy Morgan: Retarded People 'Strong Like Chimps'
 Tracy Morgan: 
 Retarded Boys 
 'Strong Like Chimps' 
OUT OF THE PAN...
Michelle Bachmann Confuses John Wayne With John Wayne Gacy
 Bachmann 
 Mixes Up 
 John Wayne, 
 John Wayne Gacy 
ACTORS, SERIAL KILLERS
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Dow Soars 109, Breaks 12K
  Dow Soars 109, 
 Breaks 12K 
MARKET WATCH
Syria's Assad Meets With ... Dennis Kucinich?
 Syria's Assad Meets With ... Dennis Kucinich?
'FACT-FINDING MISSION'
Larry David: I'm Terrible at Golf


 Note to Self: 
 I'm Hopeless 
 at Golf 
larry david
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No Gay Pride Parade for Me, Thanks
 No Gay Pride Parade 
 for Me, Thanks 
OPINION
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