Boyle to Fan/Photog: 'F*** Off!'

Newly famous Susan Boyle is still a bit camera-shy—the Mail claims she told a fan to “f--- off” when he wouldn’t stop pestering her for a photo and finally snapped one himself. Elsewhere:

• Bizarre details behind the Kiefer Sutherland headbutting incident just keep on coming. The latest? “Drunk as a skunk” Brooke Shields actually licked the blood on Kiefer’s forehead, thinking it was cherry juice, a source tells Perez Hilton.

• Lindsay Lohan’s neighbors are blaming this week’s false burglary alarm on the paparazzi, Radar reports. “They bashed the camera outside her house and punched two large holes in her hedge to see if she was around,” one said. “They could have easily tried to break in.”
• Rihanna isn’t griping about Chris Brown in song, at least not yet. “Silly Boy,” the supposed revenge anthem recently posted by Kanye West on his blog, is a “total fake track,” her rep tells Us.
• And in today’s “You Can't Make This Up” department: Cheers star John "Cliff Claven" Ratzenberger filed for a restraining order against his ex, claiming he’s fearful because she “indicated that it is common in many country western songs for women to set the cars of their former boyfriends on fire,” TMZ reports.