Entertainment | entertainment The Worst Lyrics of All Time 'I feel real phoney when my name is Bill... or was that Phil' and more By A Ali Posted Jun 3, 2009 2:52 PM CDT Copied 'Can't forget to stay real. To me it's like breathing,' Jennifer Lopez says in 'Jenny From The Block.' (AP Photo/Shuji Kajiyama) Great music can inspire, but even the greats have thought up some atrocious lyrics. NME mines these gems: "What else could I say? Everyone is gay." (Nirvana, All Apologies) "I met a girl. She asked me my name. I told her what it was." (Razorlight, Somewhere Else) "Give me some milk—or else go home." (Bob Dylan, Ballad of a Thin Man) "Can't forget to stay real. To me it's like breathing." (Jennifer Lopez, Jenny From The Block) "I fell in love with a slit-eyed lady." (Rod Stewart, Every Picture Tells a Story) "The sea was very rough, it made me feel sick. But I like that kind of stuff, it beats arithmetic." (New Order, Slow Jam) "Girl you look just like my car. I wanna wax it." (R. Kelly, You Remind Me of Something) "Oh babe, I wanna put my log in your fireplace." (Kiss, Burn Bitch Burn). Click through below for more from Johnny Sharp's Crap Lyrics. Read These Next Trumps ends trade talks with Canada. Gavin Newsom has filed a massive lawsuit against Fox News. A man has been deported for kicking an airport customs beagle. White House rolls with Trump's 'daddy' nickname. Report an error