Brit on Brink of Jail for Noisy Sex

The lusty Brit known for her extra-vocal lovemaking will have to tone it down for at least a year—or, reports the Daily Mirror, limit her opportunities to conjugal visits while she serves eight weeks in jail. Caroline Cartwright was served with a civil order after neighbors and even a mail carrier complained about the noise—which some actually recorded. "I've heard a very short extract of the noise you make and can well see that your neighbors would be upset and distressed by this," said the Newcastle Crown Court judge.