World | Pope Benedict XVI UK to Pope: Uh, Sorry About the Abortion Joke Brit memo suggested pontiff should open clinic on visit By Polly Davis Doig Posted Apr 25, 2010 6:19 AM CDT Copied Pope Benedict XVI blesses the faithful at the end of a general audience he held in St. Peter's square at the Vatican, Wednesday, April 21, 2010. (AP Photo/Andrew Medichini) Pope Benedict is headed to the UK in the fall, and while there he's slated to ... open an abortion clinic? Unveil a line of papal-branded condoms? Let loose and sing a duet with the queen? This according to a cheeky memo circulated in Britain's Foreign Office, and obtained by the Sunday Telegraph, purporting to plan the pontiff's itinerary. Leaving no sacred cow unscathed, the memo also suggested that Benedict bless a gay marriage and take a “harder line on child abuse—announce sacking of dodgy bishops.” London is predictably red-faced, and has issued a profuse apology and shifted a senior official "to other duties." Benedict is presumably not amused. Read These Next Negative press coverage should get TV licenses yanked, Trump says. Here's what late-night hosts had to say about Jimmy Kimmel. Autopsy is in for Black student found hanged from tree at college. A judge found Trump's NYT lawsuit was way too long. Report an error