8 Wedding Gifts for Bristol and Levi

Some ideas for what those crazy lovebirds need most

By Evann Gastaldo

Posted Jul 18, 2010 1:07 PM CDT

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8 Wedding Gifts for Bristol and Levi — In this magazine cover image released by Us Weekly, Bristol Palin poses with Levi Johnston and their son Tripp on the cover of the July 26, 2010 issue of "Us Weekly" magazine. (AP Photo/Us Weekly)

Looking for a way to wish Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston well, but not quite sure how to best express your emotions? Jessica Wakeman offers up eight wedding gift ideas, on The Frisky:

Condoms: Although, once they’re married, procreation is A-OK.
A baby car seat: No, not for their car, silly. For their snowmobile.

A mother-in-law apartment: And make it “far, far away," because lord knows Levi doesn't want to live near Sarah.
A prenup: Enough said.

For the complete list, including one gift idea that involves a threesome, click here.

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