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GLOSSIES
Dec 7, 2008 6:38 PM CST
Big Lebowski
Revives White Russians
Dec 3, 2008 4:24 PM CST
Top Foreign Fiction of 2008
OPINION
Dec 2, 2008 4:40 PM CST
Find Your Tipping Point Abroad
TRAVEL
Nov 20, 2008 2:26 PM CST
Bob Hope
Gets Stamp
of Approval
Nov 20, 2008 12:19 PM CST
Splitting Bills With Toronto Key to Revitalized Buffalo
OPINION
Nov 17, 2008 2:12 PM CST
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OPINION
Nov 13, 2008 2:18 PM CST
Hey, Guys, the Fans
Behind You Can't See
OPINION
Nov 12, 2008 8:46 PM CST
Signs He's Your Work Spouse
Nov 11, 2008 4:44 PM CST
AC/DC Is No. 1?
Must Be a Recession
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Youthful Doodles Costly
for Sports Collectors
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Wine for Breakfast?
A Fan Makes His Case
GLOSSIES
Oct 16, 2008 4:17 PM CDT
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ANALYSIS
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Sweet Spot May Be
Big Brown's Key
May 22, 2008 12:08 PM CDT
Mets Manager Apologizes
for Calling
Critics Racist
May 22, 2008 4:07 AM CDT
Steroid Dealer: I Taught Olympic Track Coach About Drugs
May 22, 2008 2:33 AM CDT
NFL Owners Opt Out of Collective Bargaining Agreement
May 21, 2008 8:48 AM CDT
Piazza Retires After 16 Seasons
May 21, 2008 2:58 AM CDT
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Indy Champ Castroneves Considering NASCAR
May 21, 2008 2:13 AM CDT
Bulls Land No. 1 Pick in Lottery
May 21, 2008 12:12 AM CDT
Bladerunner Sets Sights on 2012 Olympics
May 20, 2008 7:13 AM CDT
Belichick Needs
to Be Suspended
Opinion
May 20, 2008 6:19 AM CDT
Flyers' Exit Extends Philly's Title Drought to 100 Seasons
May 20, 2008 2:30 AM CDT
Slow Start Lands Yankees in Unfamiliar
AL East Cellar
May 20, 2008 2:10 AM CDT
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Lakers Top Jazz,
Take 3-2 Lead
NBA Playoffs
May 15, 2008 7:13 AM CDT
Mussina Stops Streaking Rays
May 15, 2008 12:11 AM CDT
Nationals Topple Mets 5-3
May 15, 2008 12:06 AM CDT
Glavine Gets 1st Win for Braves since 2002
May 14, 2008 11:59 PM CDT
Reds Hook Marlins 7-6 in Extras
May 14, 2008 11:54 PM CDT
Verlander Loses Seventh
As Tigers Fall to Royals
May 14, 2008 11:48 PM CDT
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Cards Best Bucs 5-1
May 14, 2008 11:44 PM CDT
Lilly, Cubs Best Padres 8-5
May 14, 2008 11:37 PM CDT
Stars Avoid Sweep, Send West Finals Back to Detroit
May 14, 2008 11:27 PM CDT
C's Best Cavs,
Take 3-2 Series Lead
NBA Playoffs
May 14, 2008 11:17 PM CDT
Stairs' Slam Lifts Jays Over Twins
May 14, 2008 10:59 PM CDT
Brewers Bullpen Blows It,
Fall to Dodgers 6-4
May 14, 2008 10:51 PM CDT
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M's Avoid Sweep,
Beat Rangers in 12
May 14, 2008 10:41 PM CDT
Payton Powers O's Past BoSox
May 14, 2008 10:31 PM CDT
Sabathia, Tribe Shut Out A's 2-0
May 14, 2008 10:22 PM CDT
Weaver, Angels Top ChiSox 2-0
May 14, 2008 12:12 AM CDT
Cain Delivers With Arm and Bat
May 14, 2008 12:08 AM CDT
West, Hornets Push Spurs to Brink, Lead 3-2
NBA Playoffs
May 14, 2008 12:03 AM CDT
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D'backs Bite Rockies 8-4
May 13, 2008 11:56 PM CDT
Pirates Score Four in 10th,
Beat Cardinals 8-4
May 13, 2008 11:50 PM CDT
Church Batters Former Mates as Mets Beat Nats
May 13, 2008 11:44 PM CDT
Surging Rangers Top Mariners
May 13, 2008 11:32 PM CDT
Stairs Powers Jays Past Twins
May 13, 2008 11:28 PM CDT
Phillies Best Braves 5-4
May 13, 2008 11:20 PM CDT
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